is it even remotely possible to stub BOTH of your little toes on SHEETS. while you are sleeping? i would not have thought so...until this happened to me last night. at least that's the only explanation i can come up with.
i woke up this morning to one of my little toes stinging. when i looked at it, i noticed that the nail was gone. i'm not talking a small piece broke off! the entire nail was missing. and it stung. i just looked over at my other foot and noticed that the nail on my OTHER little toe was also missing! WHAT?????? How could this be?
i went to take my sheets off the bed to wash them, not because i lost my nails, but because it was a good day to wash them...when i FOUND one of the nails. i have even uploaded a pic to show you the proof! and you may be asking, "what about the other one?" don't have a clue. i searched high and low, on the sheets, on the floor, on the mattress. nada. i think maybe one of the dogs ate it or something.
things like this only happen to ME. and they happen with great frequency. do you lose your nails when you become an old lady? when you are getting divorced? do they fall off BOTH toes on each foot at the same time for any specific reason? i'm going to have to look into this.
meanwhile, at least i can be thankful that it is closed toe shoe season and not flip flop weather. how do you explain to the girl giving you a pedicure that you have to forgo polish on your little toes, due to a lack of nails? humiliating, to say the least! :-)
i woke up this morning to one of my little toes stinging. when i looked at it, i noticed that the nail was gone. i'm not talking a small piece broke off! the entire nail was missing. and it stung. i just looked over at my other foot and noticed that the nail on my OTHER little toe was also missing! WHAT?????? How could this be?
i went to take my sheets off the bed to wash them, not because i lost my nails, but because it was a good day to wash them...when i FOUND one of the nails. i have even uploaded a pic to show you the proof! and you may be asking, "what about the other one?" don't have a clue. i searched high and low, on the sheets, on the floor, on the mattress. nada. i think maybe one of the dogs ate it or something.
things like this only happen to ME. and they happen with great frequency. do you lose your nails when you become an old lady? when you are getting divorced? do they fall off BOTH toes on each foot at the same time for any specific reason? i'm going to have to look into this.
meanwhile, at least i can be thankful that it is closed toe shoe season and not flip flop weather. how do you explain to the girl giving you a pedicure that you have to forgo polish on your little toes, due to a lack of nails? humiliating, to say the least! :-)
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